| Banana Belt: | The more northerly British Antarctic Territories. |
| B.A.S.T.A.R.D.: | Beamed Auroral Stellar Terristrial Automatic Radar Device. |
| B.L.: | Chief of chiefs. |
| Chief: | What we've got too many of. |
| Chippy: | See Gonking. |
| Coal: | Unheard of. |
| Cock-up: | A slight modification to a specification. |
| Doc: | The ace strip poker player. |
| Epic-maker: | Chap with a camera and usually a beard (zoom lens optional). |
| Fester: | Laze about in an idle fashion. |
| Gash: | Items under this heading are disposed of. |
| Glob: | Latex rubber met balloon. |
| Gonking: | Lying down with eyes closed feigning sleep. |
| Goodies: | Anything from beer to Y-fronts. |
| Graunch: | The result of hamfistedness. |
| Monk: | Temporary mental imbalance. |
| Pooped: | Absolutely physically unfit. |
| Radar: | Greenhouse on tripod. |
| Scradge: | Grub, fodder, eats, munch, etc. |
| Sonde: | See Cock-up. |
| Spon: | Positively invigorating to the heart and soul. |